poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

heartless:

acne is so rude like hi bitch i didn’t ask you to invade my skin thanks though for being a piece of shit 

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