carapherxelia:

Pierce The Veil - Caraphernelia [video credit]

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill

surprisebitch:

me surprising your man when he comes to bed

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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